Someone Has Been Secretly Using My Body Wash… So I Started an Investigation 🔍
Every time I reached for my body wash, it seemed to be disappearing much faster than it should. At first, I blamed myself. Maybe I was simply using more than I realised.
Then I remembered something.
I actually rotate between body washes.
I use one in the morning and a completely different one in the evening.
So…
How on earth was this particular body wash disappearing so quickly?
It didn’t make sense.
Then I noticed something even stranger.
You see, in our house there’s always been a silent Battle of the Body Wash.
Whenever my body wash was sitting proudly in its sweet spot, someone would mysteriously move it onto the bathroom floor and replace it with their body wash.
Every.
Single.
Time.
But over the last four or five days…
Nothing.
My body wash stayed exactly where I left it.
It wasn’t pushed aside.
It wasn’t replaced.
It hadn’t moved an inch.
And that’s when a little light bulb went off in my head.
Wait…
What if the reason it wasn’t being moved anymore was because the culprit had actually started using it?
At this point, I had two choices.
Ignore it…
Or launch a full-scale forensic investigation.
Naturally…
I chose the second option.
I discreetly marked the level on my body wash.
Then I marked the level on the culprit’s body wash.
Now here’s the funny part…
The culprit has always insisted they don’t even like my body wash.
Apparently, they much prefer theirs.
Their body wash is minty.
And when I say minty…
I mean MINTY.
It’s so minty that every single part of your body feels like it’s been introduced to an Arctic breeze.
I tried it once.
Once.
That was enough for me.
Never again.
In fact, these days, the only thing I use that mint body wash for is washing my makeup sponge.
That’s its purpose in life now.
Anyway…
Back to the investigation.
This morning, I checked the markings.
My body wash had definitely gone down.
The culprit’s mint body wash?
It hadn’t moved.
Not even a little.
Ladies and gentlemen…
The evidence was becoming difficult to ignore
My body wash is going down.
The minty Arctic body wash is untouched.
We may not have CCTV…
But we have science. 😂
The mystery is practically solving itself.
So now it’s your turn to investigate…
Who do you think has been secretly using my body wash?
👀 The husband?
👦 One of the kids?
🧼 A mysterious bathroom ghost?
With Love,
Ayo
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