Ten ridiculous situations involving partners, friendships, food and some very questionable behaviour.
The idea is simple: would I confront the person, or would I let it slide?
I thought I was a fairly easy-going person until I started answering these questions.
Apparently, I'm very forgiving.
Unless you touch the last piece of something I really like.
Then we might have a problem. 😂
Let's get into it!
1. Your partner eats the last slice of cake you've been thinking about all day, then says, "I didn't know you wanted it."
CHECK IT! 🚨
I'll bite his lips!
Excuse me, you petty thief! 😂
So you saw the last slice of cake sitting there, minding its own business, and somehow decided it belonged to you?
And now you're telling me you didn't know I wanted it?
How convenient!
Honestly, I don't even eat that much, so when I've been looking forward to something, please just leave it alone.
Especially the last piece.
Don't test me!
2. Your friend takes 47 photos of you, and every single one is terrible. Meanwhile, the pictures you took of her look like a Vogue cover.
CHECK IT! 📸
Oh my goodness!
Forty-seven pictures?
FORTY-SEVEN?!
And you couldn't find one decent angle?
Meanwhile, I've been bending backwards, lying on the floor and risking my entire spine to make sure you look like a supermodel.
Not to worry, darling.
The next pictures I take of you will be just as bad.
Let's see how we both enjoy looking like potatoes. 😂
3. You're having a little argument with your partner, and halfway through, he starts smiling because apparently you're "cute when you're angry."
CHECK IT! 😭
I'll bite his lips!
Don't test me!
I'm standing here trying to have a serious conversation, and you've decided this is the perfect opportunity to admire my face?
Sir, please focus!
This is an argument, not a photoshoot.
Although, between you and me, I'd probably find it funny afterwards.
But in that moment?
Stop smiling before I bite you! 😂
4. You spend two hours getting ready for a date, and your partner says, "You look nice, but I preferred the other dress."
CHECK IT! 👗
Are you joking?
After TWO HOURS?!
I've showered, moisturised, done my makeup, sorted my hair and finally decided that this is the outfit.
And now, when I'm ready to leave, you're remembering another dress?
Come on then!
Since you've suddenly become my personal stylist, are you going to force me into it?
Because I'm certainly not starting this entire process again just because you've developed a new fashion preference at the front door!
Honestly, the audacity! 😂
5. Your friend comes to your house, opens your fridge without asking, eats your leftovers and then complains there's no juice.
LET IT SLIDE! 🍲
Honestly, I don't care.
Enjoy yourself!
I love cooking, and I love it when people enjoy my food.
If you're comfortable enough to come into my home, open my fridge and help yourself, that's absolutely fine.
You want more food?
I'll probably offer to cook something else.
The juice?
Well, darling, if there's none, there's none. 😂
But please, eat!
6. Your partner has saved your number as your full government name. No heart, no nickname, not even one tiny emoji.
LET IT SLIDE! 📱
This one actually made me laugh because I think that's exactly how I have his name saved!
Full name.
No heart.
No romantic nickname.
Nothing! 😂
So who am I to complain?
Imagine getting upset because someone has saved your name like you're applying for a mortgage when you've done exactly the same thing.
Absolutely not.
We're clearly two very serious people conducting official business.
Next question, please!
7. You're watching a series together, and your partner secretly watches three episodes ahead, then pretends to be shocked at the plot twists.
CHECK IT! 🎬
Fucking liar! 😂
And the funniest thing is, I would catch him.
Every. Single. Time.
I don't even need to check the viewing history.
His facial expressions would give him away.
Or he'd make some suspicious comment about a character.
Something like, "Hmm, I don't trust that guy."
Excuse me?
Why don't you trust him?
What do you know?!
You've watched this already, haven't you?
Caught!
8. Your friend borrows your outfit, posts pictures in it, gets loads of compliments and tells everyone she "just threw something together."
LET IT SLIDE! 👠
I genuinely wouldn't mind.
Actually, I love it when a friend sees something I've worn, falls in love with it and wants to wear it too.
Or when I own something and a friend likes it enough to want it.
I think that's lovely.
In fact, I miss that a little.
Most of my friends and I have very different styles.
I'm quite conservative when it comes to dressing.
My best friend, on the other hand?
She's the complete opposite.
She's mad! 😂
Absolutely mad!
See her!!!!
So we don't often find ourselves wanting to wear the same things.
But if she wanted something from my wardrobe, I'd happily share.
And if she looked fabulous in it?
Even better!
9. You're telling your partner a long, dramatic story, and when you finish, he asks, "Wait, who's Sarah again?"
CHECK IT! 😭
Oh, fuck off!
Honestly!
I've been talking for fifteen minutes.
I've explained the background, introduced the characters, described the drama and delivered what I thought was a fantastic story.
And your contribution is...
"Who's Sarah?"
I'm not repeating it.
I'm not starting from the beginning.
I'm not drawing a family tree to help you understand.
I'm just going to walk away.
Enjoy the mystery, darling. 😂
10. Your partner says he doesn't want any food, but when yours arrives, he starts eating your chips. Then he reaches for the very last piece.
CHECK IT! 🚨🚨🚨
Now, here's the thing.
I don't particularly like chips, so if we're talking about chips, I genuinely don't care.
Eat them all!
But let's change the scenario.
Let's say it's the last piece of something I REALLY love.
Now we have a problem.
Because I'm not particularly a foodie.
I'm not somebody who gets excited about every meal.
But when there's something I genuinely love?
Please respect the last piece.
If you take it, I'll break your head!
I'll bite you!
And yes, I'm being dramatic. 😂
But why are you eating the last piece of something you knew I wanted?
Especially after telling me you weren't hungry!
The sheer disrespect!
So, What Have We Learnt? 😂
Apparently, I'm a very easy-going person.
You can borrow my clothes.
You can raid my fridge.
You can save my name in your phone like I'm your accountant.
You can even forget important dates.
But please, for the love of everything good...
DO NOT TOUCH MY LAST PIECE OF FOOD!
And if you're going to pretend you haven't watched the next episode of our series, at least learn to control your facial expressions.
Also, why do men suddenly find you adorable when you're trying to have a serious argument?
Sir, I'm trying to be angry here. Cooperate! 😂
Your Turn: Check It or Let It Slide?
Now, I need to know if I'm being dramatic or if some of you are exactly like me!
Would you let your partner eat your last slice of cake?
Would you retaliate if your friend took 47 terrible pictures of you?
And would you be offended if your partner saved your number using your full government name?
It's Friday. We're allowed to be a little ridiculous.
With Love,
Ayo
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